Fing...Douchehelmets. So they hurt businesses and someone comes up with some alternative that can't be classified as pizza "It's a Calzone!" or everyone goes to eat at Taco Bell and McDonalds instead
...oh, wait, WHY do people eat pizza? Because it's Fucking DELIVERED and no one has to go GET it, it's a three minute PHONE CALL, and they can keep WORKING.
Because sitting in front of a computer for 18 hours a day frantically trying to finish a project wouldn't possibly have an effect on your health...naaaah.
So instead, lets look at why Hawaii has a six year higher average life expectancy than any other state in the country.
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Date: 2010-03-11 10:18 pm (UTC)...oh, wait, WHY do people eat pizza? Because it's Fucking DELIVERED and no one has to go GET it, it's a three minute PHONE CALL, and they can keep WORKING.
Because sitting in front of a computer for 18 hours a day frantically trying to finish a project wouldn't possibly have an effect on your health...naaaah.
So instead, lets look at why Hawaii has a six year higher average life expectancy than any other state in the country.